Thursday, November 04, 2004

Let's move to Canada, eh?


be afraid
Originally uploaded by JoBiv!.

If anyone wants to help in the apartment-to-bomb-shelter remodeling process, come on by any time!

I... just... DON'T YOU PEOPLE UNDERSTAND??? This man no longer gives a flying fuck about his approval ratings. He's IN! He can do whatever he wants with, we can be sure, NO reprimand from the legislative branch and little more than weak protest from the judicial. Let's sit back and watch what happens in North Korea, shall we? That'll be a ball. And you can stay healthy until you're 85, right?

Oh, and you're blissfully happy that no one's going to raise your taxes. I'm so happy for you. I guess you DON'T want health care, or literate children, or advancements in technology that could prevent us from turning Alaska into one, big, ugly, oil mine and keep us from incinerating planet Earth like a giant flaming marshmallow. You NEED that money for other things, like assault rifles. Go on, get out there and buy one! PERFECTLY legal, my friend, and it's your God-given right to use that rifle of yours to kill living things. God LOVES it when you kill living things. Especially with assault rifles.

It's gonna take a LOT MORE than bubble wrap to calm THIS JoBiv down.

1 comment:

Sarah said...

Tell you what - we'll share the plastic-packaged air, eh?