If I'm not out in five days, call in the National Guard.
I know it's not entirely rational of me to think my parents will abduct me while I'm home, but it's also not entirely irrational. I can't explain all the reasons right now, but it should suffice to say that my parents have a rough idea of how crazy I am and think I'd be less crazy if they took care of me. HA. That's a good one. I don't know if they'd go so far as to lure me into the house and then barricade the door, slash their own tires, cut the phone wires...
I usually take comfort in the fact that they're crazier than I am. Until I have to spend time with them.
Cover me! I'm goin' in!
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